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MR. ED WEIRDO - THE MOVIE!

Hi, this is your good pal Ed Gauthier with a dream cast of actors whom I think should be starring in a movie based on my strip. It would be called THE MR. ED WEIRDO SHOW, a straightforward comedy that could also include a LAUGH TRACK, just like the old TV shows!

DISCLAIMER: Below is a list of the webcomic cast members and what their relationships are to each other, as well as stars who should play them in my dream movie. The actor's names are strictly my own personal picks, so none are endorsed or picked from any outside casting director, and none of the names are attached to the project. In fact, neither they nor their agents have even been contacted.

(But hey, all I need is a billion dollars for their salaries to get things started, which should be no problem, right?)

MAIN CAST:

ED "WEIRDO" GAUTHIER: JIM CARREY
(A jaded cartoonist and occasional standup comedian)

VICKI "WICKI" WINTHROP: ANNE HATHAWAY
(Ed's sarcastic yet amazingly tolerant live-in girlfriend)

JAMES "STONEY" MOSS: SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT
(Ed's laid back old pal since high school)

KRISTI "WISTI" KLUTZ: REESE WITHERSPOON
(Stoney's airhead girlfriend and Bob's TV news co-anchor)

RON "BIRDY" BIRDWELL: DAN AYKROYD
(Ed's world-weary yet bombastic agent)

BOB BADLEY: JEFF DANIELS
(Ed's beleauguered neighbor and Kristi's TV news co-anchor)

REV. EVAN JELLY: GARY BUSEY
(Blatantly crooked TV evangelist)

I.B. LYON: JON LOVITZ
(Untrustworthy government spokesperson)

GAIL AND GRETA GRIT: ZOOEY DESCHANEL
(A former goth chick and her unreformed evil twin.)

JET JACKHAMMER: NICK NOLTE
(Local outmoded superhero)

PURPLE PLANETEER: MARK HAMILL
(Another outmoded local superhero)

JEN ERICHO: LINDSAY LOHAN
(Generic ho and barfly at Franky's club)

BENNY "BERET" BONGO: DANE COOK
(Everyone's favorite burned-out beatnik)

GHOULIE GHOST: DANNY DEVITO
(Very unscary little spirit)

PYRAMID PETE TRIANGLEFACE: ROBIN WILLIAMS
(Totally lame spoof of a certain spongey toon)

NOTE: The above list of actors is mainly presented here for illustrative purposes, in order to quickly give newer readers of the webcomic a very clear idea of the character types being used, which those particular performers could perfectly reflect with their personalities. So yes, I fully realize that it would be highly doubtful that even one of the above stars would ever be attracted to any such small indy production. Duh!

(But of course if Steven Spielberg wants to exec produce the thing, and his pal Joe Dante wants to direct, I'm not gonna stand in anyone's way. Or the animation route is another option, using just the voices of all those same stars. Either way, you know where to reach me, guys!)

WHERE TO REACH ME: THETOONPRO@GMAIL.COM

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